I owe my success to having listened respectfully
to the very best advice,
Advice is what we ask for when we already
A word to the wise ain't necessary,
Advice is seldom welcome;
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling;
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls,
The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.
Quit now, you'll never make it.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Someone who thinks logically provides
a nice contrast to the real world.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
You may be only one person in the world,
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.
Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can carry easily.
Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been,
Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.
Don't be afraid to encounter risk.
Don't be afraid to admit you are less than perfect.
Don't give up when you still have something to give.
Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or future.
. Don't take for granted the closest things to your heart.
Don't set your goals by what other people deem important.
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.